Dorothy Parker Quotes

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
~Dorothy Parker Quotes


The two most beautiful words in the English language are ‘cheque enclosed.’
~Dorothy Parker Quotes

Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
~Dorothy Parker Quotes



I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
~Dorothy Parker Quotes

Brevity is the soul of the Bikini or was it lingerie?
~Dorothy Parker Quotes