Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Woody Allen Quotes and Sayings

I am two with nature.

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
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