Fran Lebowitz Quotes

Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
~Fran Lebowitz Quotes

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
~Fran Lebowitz Quotes


Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
~Fran Lebowitz Quotes

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
~Fran Lebowitz Quotes

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
~Fran Lebowitz Quotes

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
~Fran Lebowitz Quotes


Nothing succeeds like address.
~Fran Lebowitz Quotes