H. L. Mencken Quotes

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands.
~H. L. Mencken Quotes




It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
~H. L. Mencken Quotes



The only really happy folk are married women and single men.
~H. L. Mencken Quotes

Lawyer: One who protects us against robbery by taking away the temptation.
~H. L. Mencken Quotes



A poet more than thirty years old is simply an overgrown child.
~H. L. Mencken Quotes


A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know.
~H. L. Mencken Quotes