P. J. O'Rourke Quotes

You can't get rid of poverty by giving people money.
~P. J. O'Rourke Quotes


There's something about Marxism that brings out warts; the only kind of growth this economic system encourages.
~P. J. O'Rourke Quotes


There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon.
~P. J. O'Rourke Quotes


There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.
~P. J. O'Rourke Quotes

Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.
~P. J. O'Rourke Quotes

Never wear anything that panics the cat.
~P. J. O'Rourke Quotes


Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
~P. J. O'Rourke Quotes


Ideology, politics and journalism, which luxuriate in failure, are impotent in the face of hope and joy.
~P. J. O'Rourke Quotes