George Carlin Quotes and Sayings

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.



"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?


Always do whatever's next.


Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.



There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.